The Brooklyn Rail

Wait, how do you get fired for being negative,       How beautiful it is to live a
productive, honest life.

Thank God Sigmund Freud wasn’t available!        what did you do?

A good kisser is subjective to the person being kissed!   he rarely stays within the lines.

Awwwww, poor Maggie.                  Oh how I wish you would.

Tell me:                       what enables you to speak so
precociously about music?

How about coffee, drinks, or dinner, or a movie…     for as long as we both shall live?

Wait, they don’t even have The Idiot here…….        I’ve actually stopped titling my
paintings.

How long will you be gone for again?          Babe you are making this

When someone calls me a faggot           What’re you drinking baby?

You’re 20 minutes late to your own birthday dinner?    I’m scabbing for butches.

She keeps laughing at everything
he says like a little slut!

                          and the poem makes them feel good
                       about feeling powerless.

Look at that big time faggot,            but you’re just a little boy in my
bathtub.

like any of this would happen.           don’t see that everyday.

I thought you were my dead husband,         That is so horny!

You know what’s at the top of my list?         I just don’t feel