Shitty Micky
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Shithome World Premiere! Season Two! TV Guide
Shitty Mickey and the whole gang wish you a Very Happy Holiday in this yuletide extravaganza, XXX-MAS!
With very special guests:
President Obama!
Sarah Palin!
Charlie Brown!
And The Greenwich Connecticut Hedge Fund Choir!!!
Or … go back to where it all started:
The World Premiere of the Shitty Mickey show!
Which features the financial collapse!
Guns, hot musketeers, Coprohilia and Disney!
Dick Cheney, a coke orgy, and a bloodbath!
The whole crew is at Neverland!
It's real Shitty!
See it ALL! Or forever live with regrets.
Michele Witchipoo is a comic artist.