Shitty Mickey
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Shithome - World Premiere! - Season Two! - TV Guide
In the stunning Premiere of Season Two,
Sarah Palin with her boob job! Talk of a wine bar! And free plastic surgery for every man, woman and child in the United States! Tune in to the ongoing saga of Shitty Mickey! You’re gonna crap!
Or … go back to where it all started:
The World Premiere of the Shitty Mickey show!
Which features the financial collapse!
Guns, hot musketeers, coprohillia and Disney!
Dick Cheney, a coke orgy, and a bloodbath!
The whole crew is at Neverland!
It's real Shitty!
See it ALL! Or forever live with regrets.
John Reed's novels include A Still Small Voice (Delacorte 2000) and Snowball's Chance, which will be published by Roof Books this September. He lives in Manhattan.