APR 2005 | LastWords
0) I decide to do my taxes myself this year, to save money, and be less ignorant about them. And I still owe my accountant for doing last years taxes.
JAN-FEB 2002 | Fiction
I awoke this morning to find that none of the many irritants in the world irritated me any more.Great! I said. Its about time.
AUG-SEPT 2002 | LastWords
Its New Years Eve of the Milennium, and myself, my girlfriend Sally, and our dog Buster, are on our way to a party. Its a small town in Idaho, and weve been stopped by the local police, because my headlight was out. Its almost midnight.
MAY-JUNE 2001 | Local
I used to hang out at a good bar. It had everything: a long history, ambient despair, determined alcoholism people seemed to truly enjoy, disturbingly beautiful women roaming through a comfortable distance, queer birds with queerer histories, regulars who suddenly die from third world ailments, and a fantastic bartender who treated regulars like royalty and strangers with amusing disdain.
OCT 2005 | LastWords
Characters: Sarge In charge of unit, is only a head. Vinny Detective, no legs, on skateboard Ronnie Detective, morbidly obese Jones Assistant to Sarge, deaf mute Herr Detective
EARLY SUMMER 2002 | LastWords
On New Years Eve of the millennium, I realized that I would always feel ridiculous.
FEB-MARCH 2001 | Local
With the grim housing situation in NY leaving so many looking for an affordable place to live, Ive decided to tell a cheery apartment tale.
JULY-AUG 2001 | Fiction
In the last Housing Story, my annoying upstairs neighbor, Johnny, fell off the roof of my tenement building while renovating his fire-damaged apartment, and I at long last got a legal lease for mine.