and tell us your feelings

place in an envelope and mail to home

girding yourself in pre-dental society

tray 7 is not out of paper

tray 5 is essentially a billy club

and when my boss just asked someone

"how's your wad today?"

and it's like a giant nap in my cheeks, I said

with awareness of what horrors came next

traveling by sea beast from this time onward

exercise routines and trimming the tree

songs recorded off the radio, all that

what’d I say? I said shit just take me to the death hug

that kind of bummer staving off

a lifetime of passive income

it would’ve been, like, that easy, but no

today I'm across town, thinking

about flags and anthems

clapping that mini cooper

eating a meat sky off in the distance

agriculture might have been a mistake

kind of the all-purpose verb

they huffed in public in a sister city

but when I need the yeti's mobile number

a self-addressed stamped envelope

a pretty important part of my childhood

well, where are they?

uh-huh, cleaning your body with lighter fluid

and an article of clothing called a crumple

saying "to jeff" should be an action verb

and the assistant pharaoh

pulls my hair into really long packets

and I’m not going to request a door prize or anything, but

what I thought was sunlight was a flying insect in clamps

so, you know...

time to “dowse for ore”

“claim the radish”

need some better diagrams

astronaut pee and the great barracuda

keeping out of the nutrient broth

its helmet had a mustache

zip ties for large earthquakes and fires

sand-and-air-filled animal skin pouches

identified by Petco staff as regulars

you need a nervous system

in cat eye goggles

choking citizens in court

the child was identified as the parent

the dream involved a trumpet and writers

an overstuffed car leaving Belfast

water poured on the pick-up artists

feed them after midnight

pretend you shot the ram and serve

the grossest thing you've ever done at work

I would like to read your annual report

wrapped in all the subtle emotions

involved in watching a human

be replaced by a machine in real time

and the irreparability of small tooth chips

but I’ll need someone to remove my neck first

with an easy hand agape at her labors

it affects you in the paw

and the fruit base with cramps

will adorn my rye

some kind of sweet brace

tops my cookie with a little bit of eye

let’s drink tap water

eat the infographic

I don't know how to go about

communing with the snakes and bees

but I have this exercise for jowls

some good opportunities to be jerks to strangers

in on a mule / out on a gurney

meet me at the dumpster

starching the world

I'm starting to question

my knowledge of the alphabet

a bathtub full of extra paychecks

spitting on cold bricks

go get some burlap / see for yourself

book the sheepdogs

hear a turkey gobble

I want standalone wool sleeves

to know the joy of standard liquids

harassed by the interface on the chipping floor

a blue-clawed crab using leaves as currency

with the sudden urge to visit the Dakotas

cuss words printed on a baseball bat

indicating a possible future

where my dragons’ names are Bud and Sandra

functionally a meat locker